gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

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Love makes you feel out of control. I think that’s how you know it’s right. Danny Diamond on That Wedding by Jillian Dodd (via suspend)

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

(Source: stressingly, via natalizzzle)

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googlebus:

I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

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locaparty:

Current occupation: the family dissapointmemt

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